The
much anticipated and highly praised CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON
is the most overrated film of the year. Although it has MATRIX-inspired
moments that are truly magical, these are few and far between.
A talky film with remarkably little to say, it features characters
that are never fleshed out or worth caring about. Kung fu fans
will be probably be willing to wait through more long dry spots
than Death Valley in order to watch the fighting. Others may find
themselves in the unusual position of frequently checking their
watches in what, one assumes, is supposed to be an action picture.
Certainly, if the action sequences were removed, the rest of the
comatose script would not be worth watching.
In
CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON, director Ang Lee (SENSE AND SENSIBILITY
and THE ICE STORM) has come up with the least interesting film
of his career, one that is, on the whole, not up even to his last
effort, RIDE WITH THE DEVIL.
Chow
Yun Fat, after his disastrous performance in ANNA AND THE KING,
plays the male lead, Li Mu Bai, who is in the process of giving
up his famous sword, Green Destiny. Joining him is the head of
the Yuan Security Compound, Yu Shu Lien (Michelle Yeoh, TOMORROW
NEVER DIES). Along the way, Jen (Zhang Ziyi), a disciple of the
evil Jade Fox (Cheng Pei Pei), captures the sword. Needless to
say, the others will want to get it back.
The
trailers show almost all of the good scenes from the movie. As
they fight with swords and fists, the actors get to walk on water
as well as treetops and thin bamboo. Almost all of their movements
do not occur naturally in nature. These sequences could have formed
the basis for a wonderful motion picture, but, as soon as the
action stops, the actors start to slowly, painfully slowly, drone
on with some of the most lifeless dialog of the year.
Based
on the trailers, I expected a magical motion picture. Instead,
I got a tedious one that is interrupted sporadically by interludes
of brilliance. According to my watch, with which I become well
acquainted during the screening, I believe that there are about
10 minutes of a great movie interspersed into an exceedingly dull
one. See the trailers; skip the movie.
CROUCHING
TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON runs a long 1:59. The film is in Mandarin
with English subtitles. It is rated PG-13 for martial arts violence
and some sexuality and would be acceptable for kids around 11
and up. I suspect, however, that most kids will be quite bored.